Q: Hey Dave! After seeing Twilight I was totally hooked; I finished Breaking Dawn later that week and since then I’ve been tearing through vampire books and movies all summer. But after reading Dracula and watching a season and a half of True Blood I find myself confused. What are vampires like, really?
A: There’s an obvious answer here, but I’m going to avoid it for the moment. The Chinese nailed the true vampire physiology with the Jiang Shi, more commonly called hopping vampires Jiang Shi are corpses animated by souls that have not moved on which hop about killing living creatures and consuming their chi. They are characterized by their long white hair, greenish skin, and their odd means of ambulation. It is commonly believed that rigor mortis makes normal walking impossible, hence the hopping. They don’t sulk or write poetry, and they neither burn nor sparkle in the sun.
I’m kidding of course, though the myth of the Jiang Shi is not my creation – in fact it’s far older than any of our modern vampire myths. The trouble with nailing down a single definition of how vampires work (or, for that matter, ghosts, werewolves, dragons, unicorns, hecatoncheires, etc.) is that they’re mythical and thus subject to the mutations of our collective psyche (Translation – they’re not real. We made them up. Edward Cullen will never love you, because he’s fake). For one of the best works on the transformative nature of vampires, check out Nina Auerbach’s Our Vampires, Ourselves (GR830.V3 A92 1995); from Lord Byron to Anne Rice it explores the vampires role as a cultural mirror reflecting our darker nature.
So, none of them are what vampires are really like, and all of them are exactly what vampires are really like. That said, one could argue that there’s a limit to how far a myth can be stretched before it no longer resembles itself. I mean a vampire that doesn’t fear wooden stakes or sunlight has more in common with a mosquito than Dracula, right?
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